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He opened his eyes and there was this huge rock on his chest. On the rock was a sign that said. " "What a lame torture test," the man thought to himself as he got up and walked over to the window. He opened the shutter and threw the rock out. " The rock was too far out the window to be grabbed, so he quickly jumped out the window after the rock. "  90=(;,: Toby and Chris have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Toby says, "Hey, Chris, there's the Officer's Club.

Storming into his lawyer's office, the Texas oil tycoon demanded that some divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. " "I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. " "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights! @(169 A guy goes in a bar and orders for a beer. After a while this really gorgeous woman walks in and sits beside him. He starts thinking about talking her into bed with him and kindly turns to her, " Hi.

Astonished, Sean thought how nice it would be to swing like that. Later that night……. Sean and his buddy Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak. While standing at the urinal Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin James. " The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. " Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. " The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh!

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